I was sitting on my deck this afternoon watching my cute kitties clean themselves and act tired and enjoying the cool breeze and dogs barking when suddenly I had nature on me! That's right, I enjoy watching the outdoors- just keep the bugs away! I hate things that fly at me and jump! Just because I am sitting here enjoying the outdoors is not an invite for spiders to jump on me, I mean hey! I let you live- I didn't stomp you into the deck and how do you repay me? By jumping on me and causing almost cardiac arrest!? Not cool! Get me outta this stinking fresh air!